Lurk isn't real.
Lirk is.
In Leonida they are all chasing a following on an app nobody can open yet. Out here your name is still sitting there, unclaimed. Same sound, real life.
A real page
Cards for your links, your gear, whatever you are building. Live in sixty seconds.
A real audience
Followers who post back, on a feed that sits on your page.
A real handle
Yours the moment you take it. The short ones go first, the way they always do.